• Not all Brazilians don a Brazilian
  • We don't speak Spanish
  • Our capital is not Rio de Janeiro, tough it once was (or Buenos Aires)
  • We don't party every day (only every other day)
  • We are more conservative than you think
  • I live closer to Buenos Aires than the Amazon Forest. What I mean by this is, it's a big…
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A clear advantage women have in space is the freedom to masturbate. They can just reach in, rub one out and be done. Whereas men have to deal with semen floating around in zero gravity, what a hassle. Even usin a fleshlight would be troublesome when it's clean up time. Which means space is the perfect envorinment for… » 11/25/14 7:42am 11/25/14 7:42am

A rich middle eastern oil tycoon Chinese government official sends his son to study in Germany California. His son is feeling nervous about being alone abroad. So, his father allows him to take one of the golden plated Ferraris with him in order to boost his confidence. » 11/24/14 1:27pm 11/24/14 1:27pm